The MacBitseach

Picture a holographic kilt floating in mid-air, rotating. Now imagine you can see every stitch, every pleat, inside and out, every technique of kiltmaking used in its construction. When I took Fine Art in college, I used to be able to see my sculptures from all sides at once and know every detail of them and know what had to be changed to get the sculpture just right. Very right brain. I can feel myself getting that way with kilts. It's taken me two years of daily kiltmaking, learning as I went, getting some tips along the way, but always getting better at seeing the big picture. I've been exercising my right brain lately. Things as simple as looking at things on the bus to work, trying to see just the shadows they create. A kilt is a flat piece of fabric constructed to match a roundish shape. This can be done with kiltmaking techniques learned from books by just about anyone with the time to spare. Once you learn the tricks, magic always looks easy. I'm on the verge of a n...

I wore my yellow and black "loud" MacLeod kilt today. I left the store about 8pm, tired and as it turns out, a bit cranky. As I was crossing a street, I hear, "Hey MacLeod!" I had a quick flash of spinning with my katana and taking his head, (they did film the TV series here), but instead just turned to look. Some mid-forties businessman in an SUV stopped at the light was waving wildly at me, making a big scene. Greying hair, suit, probably gets his stick up when he plays recreational hockey. "My mother was a MacLeod!" he yelled. I shrugged. "That's not my fault." The look on his face was priceless. A mixture of hurt and surprise. Then he smiled. "Yeah, I blame my dad, too!" Then he gunned it, laughing, as the light turned green. No moral from that story. Picture this; an old man has worked his entire life on a massive ink drawing covering an entire barn. It is the history of humanity's efforts at nobility. There are myths, reli...

While I'm on the subject of the MacBitseach clan, It would probably be a good time to release the MacBitseach tartan. Let's face it, some tartans are better looking than others. I'm not going to insult anyone's clan by naming tartans but it's possible to have pride in one's tartan without liking the colours. Clan MacBitseach doesn't have that problem. This tartan is gorgeous! I ordered some of it in wool today. I have a couple of MacBitseach kilt orders already and, of course, want one for myself. Now, which arm for the tattoo?

I was recently asked the requirements for joining the MacBitseach clan. My first thought was to answer with a short question. How's your mother? In a rare moment of good taste, I answered that I'd have to think about it, so I'd get my thoughts expressed concisely and clearly. How do you write a serious requirement list for a clan that you started for the name, a clan that to my surprise, has become somewhat more serious than intended? The more I thought about it, the deeper the problem became and the more I wanted to write a requirement list with purpose. I have the clan name, the tartan, the crest, and the motto, all suggestive of my way of looking at the world. The name and the crest both mean son of a bitch, which has less to do with my mother and more to do with attitude. The motto, Fey, has several meanings and I've discussed them before. The meaning I'm most concerned with is truly understanding you're going to die. Death makes life precious. People who ha...

More fun, more self respect, more life. Let's look at those three, though there are tons of ways that kilts = more. More fun: First, your social life will improve. People will stop you on the street to ask you about your kilt. I've had some great conversations that started with my kilt! There are Kilts Nights popping up all over the world. These range from quiet social gatherings over dinner to some ribald pub nights. More self respect: People respect a man in a kilt. They respect the guts it takes to wear one. They see a potential alpha male. Again, people stop you on the street to tell you how good or sexy you look. Cars honk with a thumbs up in approval. Women turn and watch you after you've passed them. When people give you respect, you feel your own self respect grow. More life: The health aspects of kilts are still being discovered. I've been told of rashes disappearing, an absence of cold symptoms, and more energy. I've covered incresed sperm motility in the ...