Top 10 Canadian terms for 'Going Commando'

Now that it's Autumn, I'm feeling a little better about the weather. Today it was 16C (61F) and I found that quite nice. I don't mind the cold but the heat gets to me.
I got to thinking of the 'stones' it takes to go commando in winter in some parts of Canada. Here in Vancouver it's not so bad, but the rest of the country gets a bit chilly!
Here are my Top 10 Canadian terms for 'Going Commando"

10 - Inukshuking
9 - Catching snowflakes
8 - There's an extra puck on the ice
7 - Feeling blue
6 - Ready to salt the road
5 - Playing shinny
4 - Snowballing
3 - Curling
2 - No tape on my stick

And the number one Canadian term for 'Going Commando':
1 - Shovelling the sidewalk!

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