I'm crushing your head!
Look at a distant guy between your thumb and forefinger, while saying, "I'm crushing your head!"
While it may be healthy to get rid of some negative emotions, the person's head will remain disappointingly uncrushed.
Now listen to a bunch of guys on a kilt forums, blogs, etc. They will tell you to the best of their ability how comfortable it is to wear a kilt, how refreshing and invigorating the breeze is, how it feels to have women ogle you.
While it is smart to get opinions before jumping into something new, you will not know how it feels to wear a kilt until you give it a try.
You won't know how friggin' naturally good it feels to walk over a high bridge on a windy day.
At first wearing a kilt feels like you're naked to the world, especially on a cold day. Your boys just ain't used to breathing fresh air.
Over the next few weeks you will notice all kinds of health aspects you never imagined you suffered from. You will notice them only in their absence.
More talk.
Look at some distant pants wearing guy's mid-section between your thumb and forefinger, while saying, "I'm crushing your boys!"
Wait ... never mind; they're already being crushed.
While it may be healthy to get rid of some negative emotions, the person's head will remain disappointingly uncrushed.
Now listen to a bunch of guys on a kilt forums, blogs, etc. They will tell you to the best of their ability how comfortable it is to wear a kilt, how refreshing and invigorating the breeze is, how it feels to have women ogle you.
While it is smart to get opinions before jumping into something new, you will not know how it feels to wear a kilt until you give it a try.
You won't know how friggin' naturally good it feels to walk over a high bridge on a windy day.
At first wearing a kilt feels like you're naked to the world, especially on a cold day. Your boys just ain't used to breathing fresh air.
Over the next few weeks you will notice all kinds of health aspects you never imagined you suffered from. You will notice them only in their absence.
More talk.
Look at some distant pants wearing guy's mid-section between your thumb and forefinger, while saying, "I'm crushing your boys!"
Wait ... never mind; they're already being crushed.
