Natural is the Key

What is natural?

A kilt is natural. Any guy who has worn a kilt can tell you the same thing. You notice the freedom of movement right away. The lack of constriction allows you to move as you were meant to move.
When guys around my age discover kilts, they invariably say, “If I’d only known this when I was younger! All those wasted years in pants!”
We’re not born to be constricted. Our bodies are built for kilts.

Consider the computer keyboard. The QWERTY keyboard is the standard for the English keyboards. Why is that?
When typewriters were first being used in by secretaries, (before the QWERTY keyboard), they typed so fast that the typewriter keys always jammed. So what stroke of brilliance did the manufacturers come up with? They invented the QWERTY keyboard. It was the most awkward and slowest keyboard they could come up with to slow down the typists. They couldn’t find a way to make the typewriters work fast enough to keep up with the typists, so they purposely slowed down their secretaries’ abilities to work fast!
Now that we have computer keyboards without keys to jam, we still use the QWERTY keyboard, instead of something like the Dvorak keyboard, which maximizes typing speed by placing keys in order of most used letters.
QWERTY keyboards are unnatural. Even worse, they are intentionally unnatural! Dvorak keyboards are naturally faster because they are designed for the language, not the inadequacies of an obsolete machine. They are designed for minimal movement and maximum speed.

Natural things augment the human form. They can be so natural as to seem part of us, unnoticed until we choose to notice them.
Unnatural things restrict natural movement. They are constantly felt and noticed because they are uncomfortable and their design does not compliment the human form.

Pants are the QWERTY keyboards of male garments. Few people know why we are stuck wearing them but even fewer know how much more free and natural are the Dvorak keyboard of male garments; kilts.

Lately, I’ve been taking a long look at the natural aspects of women and brassieres.
At least that’s the story I’m going with if I get caught staring ... um ... again.

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